Top Burd Greetings Card

This card is perfect for that most excellent woman or 'top burd' in your life. Unless she is a hardcore feminist, that is. Feminists don't like being called 'burds'. And if you are buying this card for an actual bird, say a parrot, then it's spelt wrongly. But I am sure you could fashion a lower case 'i' out of the 'u' quite easily with a biro. They aren't going to notice anyway, as birds can't read.